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nitemove (Unregistered Guest)
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Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:54 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Welcome to Nitemove's Retarded Post of the Day.

Inspired by theRaven noble and gentlemanly comment that I should be banned from the Gathering In Las Vegas, Nv Because somehow, someway I was driving people away from the Gathering I have started my own Gathering in Independence, Missouri, My HomeTown:

1st of all: Non-Canadians will be required to place a 4000.00 deposit for Passage into the city limits of Independence Missouri as Us Retards and Rednecks Don't want any Foreigners in
our Fair City.

2nd. Only those with a Fics ratings of 2500 or above may attend The Retard Gathering, most of the over 1500 already qualify for the Retard Gathering, Better known as theRaven's group, because of the total lack of sanity in what they say or do in public. IE, this group favors drunkard behavior, lewd language and basically
all the qualities that make Retardation a true
social skill to be savored.


3.

Intoxicated and GusMcClain, Fermy and Bugholio , Jellyroll and all the Los Angelas Buggers are charter members of the Nitemove Retardation Projection Foundation, due to the lack of brain cells in all 4 of the above.


3. Kingwalker gets the Retardation award of the year for his timely comments that never make sense and have to be translated from German to Italian back to German and then to Slavic for us all to understand what in the Hell he is saying .

4. Sgs gets the head table at the Retard gathering for constantly talking about his ex wife who has since dumped him for another man years ago.

5. Sitting right next to Sgs, on his right hand, with divine inspiration, is cheifj, and InsaneManiac who for some reason have no clue

why we have gatherings in the first place, It is mostly to show off their new Baseball hats, or pick a fight with somebody they don't know.


6. Of course no gathering would be complete without Zap , and He would be at the head of my List for a Golden Invitation to the Retardation Gathering of the Year, for his timely fights with sgs over who was the best bugger in the world , zap or sgs. Sgs of course would win, cause he has the best record for controlling his temper under pressure, and can hurl a can of Mountain Dew across 4 peaceful bughouse games without getting any of us wet ?

You have to love this guys:

Least we forget Fermy who after a wonderful night of drinking vodka, Introduces himself to me and proceeds to puke on the Bathroom floor so nobody could enjoy their 99 cent breakfast.

Gee, I wonder who the real Retards are , Raven ?

Do you have a clue,

I suggest you look no farther than you own Peer
group, which as a group are Drunks, Loud mouths
and assorted Crimminals, and You want me banned from the Bugboard, Oh My god.


All in all I would enjoy a meeting of the Retards and look forward to watching more Retarded behavior in Las Vegas, if I go.

Have a nice day

More posts are welcome, this is my realm now.

You guys ain't smart enough to out post me . ??


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Notnitemove (Unregistered Guest)
Unregistered guest
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:57 am:   Edit Post Print Post

I may have to do all the posting here as This group needs a lot of direction.
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Intoxicated
Senior Member
Username: Intoxicated

Post Number: 67
Registered: 03-2001
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:33 am:   Edit Post Print Post

OMFG.
I originally responded to nitemove's ridiculous posts in the Vegas thread, but the Admin felt that it would only make things worse. After discussing the issue with him at some length I decided to just let it go. However, having read Nitemove's most recent dribble, I feel it necessary to respond once more.

Nitemove: Please, for the love of all that is good and decent, shut the fuck up. You have NOTHING to offer the bugboard. Your posts are nothing but mindless banter, your thoughts are ill-conceived, and your writings takes the form of incoherrent jibberish. You represent evolution in reverse. Some may feel sorry for you, but I don't. You deserve whatever is coming to you. So go to Vegas; or don't. Either way, leave us the fuck alone.
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Blackcomb
Senior Member
Username: Blackcomb

Post Number: 70
Registered: 06-2001
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:34 am:   Edit Post Print Post

I, for one, get a chuckle or two reading his posts, which is more than most other posts here have to offer anyway (like this last one of yours Intox).. So I suggest you chill and take things less seriously..

Ch 24 and bugboard are what they are -- just other ways to entertain yourself.
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Ckramer
Advanced Member
Username: Ckramer

Post Number: 36
Registered: 03-2001
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:53 am:   Edit Post Print Post

I don't recall signing any agreement saying that we all had to read every post on the bug board.

If nitemove's posts upset you, intox, just don't read them. If they contribute nothing, you won't miss anything by skipping over them.
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Kingwalker
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Username: Kingwalker

Post Number: 20
Registered: 03-2001
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 10:19 am:   Edit Post Print Post

If my english is not understood by YOU, Let me help you to make it clear
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TheRaven (Unregistered Guest)
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Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 11:42 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Well, nitemove, obviously you respect my words in order to have created a whole thread to insulting yourself. I won't say much more, but I really suggest you just tone down on the posts to bugboard, because we want a decent turn out in Vegas, and if many of the "sideline" players are thinking of coming, but they only see your lunatic posts, they would not come for sure.

If you are coming, great, if not, fine. But if the objective of your daily "I'm coming, I'm not coming" posts is to confuse the people going to the gathering which may or may not be planning your immediate death - then please stop - because this premise in itself is so outrageous, I cannot believe you suggested it to me in private tells.

Raven.
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Rubberduck
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Username: Rubberduck

Post Number: 96
Registered: 08-1999
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 11:55 am:   Edit Post Print Post

What a bunch of pathetic sorry ass ppl u all are, and to think i was actually planning to meet u one day.
stfu, shame on u all.
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Knighttour
Senior Member
Username: Knighttour

Post Number: 233
Registered: 10-2000
Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 01:15 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

I completely agree with TheRaven's post above.

-knighttour
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JiggaB (Unregistered Guest)
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Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 01:25 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Intelligent post, nitey
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GusMcClain (Unregistered Guest)
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Posted on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:38 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

This is another reason why White AINT right.
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Kingwalker
Intermediate Member
Username: Kingwalker

Post Number: 21
Registered: 03-2001
Posted on Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 01:00 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Those are the kind of comments that NOT EVEN a CHIMP would make (if they were like GUS) :-)
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nitey (Unregistered Guest)
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Posted on Friday, August 02, 2002 - 05:26 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Interesting Threads but were is the beef:

My point of the whole post was how childish , you guys get, Including Intoxicated, his only commnets was that my posts are pointless, I wonder if He has studied the Comedy of Jackie Gleason, or Tom Hanks and the knowlege, now, that he has egg of his face because , It was a satire you fools.

Duh

Bug buggers are easy to make fun of they are the only group of people who need 4 sets of chess men

to find mate, and they still have to ask somebody else to help them

btw, Intoxicated you sux more than Duckee does.

and she gives good head, and Might be a good

piece of ass. !!!
which is more than I can say for you .
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Zap (Unregistered Guest)
Unregistered guest
Posted on Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 03:30 am:   Edit Post Print Post

I was rolling ...and you guys wondered WHY I moved to KC...I am going to die LAUGHING there!!!

Keep up the good work Nitey!

Zap
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Nitemove
Junior Member
Username: Nitemove

Post Number: 10
Registered: 08-2002
Posted on Monday, September 09, 2002 - 10:53 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

thx you zap I am sorry i spent your Indonesian money and btw your lady rulez

Happy marriage
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Nitemove
Member
Username: Nitemove

Post Number: 11
Registered: 08-2002
Posted on Monday, September 09, 2002 - 10:59 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Intoxicated, now that he is banned from fics for life we go down in History of fics as the most
heartless, in humane mf on earth , however,
Bugholio runs a close 2nd, for even thinking of behind his buddy, There is not one quality I have
seen in Intoxicated other than the fact that

he thinks he is a good chess player,


he skills range from worst to horrible

to match his sparkling personility,

I pity the woman that even considers coming

into his life, if it is a marriage it will

last 4 min.

Good luck as H
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Nitemove
Member
Username: Nitemove

Post Number: 12
Registered: 08-2002
Posted on Monday, September 09, 2002 - 11:01 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

btw i beat Raven OTB he won't admit it but he lost lol
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Mejvik
Senior Member
Username: Mejvik

Post Number: 65
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 08:47 am:   Edit Post Print Post

lol...I love you nitey!

Perhaps a bit unnecesary to piss people of more but since I have a general hate towards people that doesn't try to be nice and most people I have any experience what they are like that was attacked are like that.

Be nice play and whine like hell about how much your partner sux..but be nice when the games are over

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